The Extravagant Brown Whale

Description

This is friggin IT. To quote the illustrious Tom Hanks, IHAVECREATEDFIIIRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I...UGH...HAVE CREATED....HAH....FIIIIRREEEEEE! WIILLLLSSOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!! But in all honestly this is friggin it. My white whale. Or in this case, a brown whale.... As the story goes, a man dripped a rootbeer float liquid, following a peanut butter liquid, and thought HOT DAYAMN THATS SPICEY. But he could never attain that greatness again. It seems lightning, did not want to strike twice on this profile. Wintergreen however, was striking over and over. FLV Rootbeer was not the right choice, and so after many a trial and error, the idea was shelved.... ...until recently. I remembered suddenly, out of the blue, that a particular somebody had said that the wintergreen in WF RB gummy was not at all an issue for them like most others. And that someone was Sheerluck_Ohms. So first thanks goes to him for pointing that out during the 2021 NOTED FOTQ1. Secondly, i now have SSA Peanut Butter to play with. And have had a lot of luck with that profile as of late, and so i tried something. I tried this recipe 99% exactly as written, without the booze flavors, and about shit myself from delicious vapeness pouring down my throat. Id done it. This was the absolute closest I have ever gotten to combining the profiles of Rootbeer Float with Peanut Butter. But something seemed like it was missing. Just like, the final touch to push this over the edge into G R E A T N E S S. So my 2nd thank you shoutout goes to The Mandolarrian, Larry, the booze king. You see, as I perused the interwebs for a photo for this glorious concotion, i VERY quickly discovered that the real life equivalent contains whiskey. Specifically PB whiskey, rootbeer, and peanut butter swirl ice cream. And so i set out to add whiskey to this to be that final touch, and needed some advice, so thank you Larry. Finally, the notes: SSA Peanut Butter and WF RBFGC are the main stars of the hard-to-nail profile. I tried this with countless other variations, tpa dx, flv, cap, flv rootbeerz fw rootbeer float. Nah. As i said, WF RBFGC is a great rootbeer with a lil vanilla creaminess to it. Not a great soda per se, but effervescence is aloof in this world. Anyway, the PB and the Float aspect are built out with TPA Vanilla Swirl and FW Bavarian Cream. FW Bav is a bit darker and caramalier(sp?) And works great with peanut butter. A touch of wf salted caramel to really compliment the depth of the peanut butter, and the flv cotton candy here boosts sugar caramalization and is a neat trick to add to both caramels and sodas. It brings a lil sweetness as well, if you dont want to add extra sweetener to this, you dont have to. However, I vehemently think vapes should be on a path of similar sweetness to their real life counterparts. Vta scotch whiskey just is so friggin spot on to what it says. I had to use it off the smell. And FLV bourbon to bridge, deepen, and compliment the alcohol notes along with the caramel and vanilla notes. Honestly this is just fanfuckintastic off the shake, but gets a little creamier over a couple days. I'm not waiting. It slaps your face with delight. Please try this, dont be a scurrdeecat, and for the love of gosh dont sub flavors. Please. This is one that took meticulous tinkering and crafting, and i am p r o u d to release this to you all now. **if you do not like booze vapes, then yes please, you can leave those 2 flavors out of this, and still have a completely unique and delicious vape**

Recipe

CAP Super Sweet     0.5%FLV Bourbon     0.5%FLV Cotton Candy     1.5%FW Bavarian Cream     3%SSA Peanut Butter     1.5%TPA Vanilla Swirl     2.5%VT Scotch Whiskey     1.5%WF Caramel (Salted)     1%WF Root Beer Float Gummy Candy     4.5%

Total Flavor: 16.5%